Friendship Quotes Poems

Welcome to the friendship quotes poems page where you can find a poem to brighten that special someone's day. Try a humorous poem to bring a smile to their face.


Hide the Things

If you have broccoli in your teeth,
Count on me to be discreet,
If you have ink upon your shirt,
Count on me to be covert.

If you are sweaty at the gym,
I'll just think you're full of vim,
If you are stinky afterward,
I'll deny that it occurred.

You can always count on me
To hide the things you'd like to flee,
For I'm your friend forever more,
Even though you loudly snore!

by Jennifer Wilson
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When you truly love someone, everything they do is precious in its own way. Even when they do not look their best, or they have not behaved in a completely appropriate manner, you can forgive and even appreciate their little quirks and eccentricities.



This funny poem says exactly that; when you are in a relationship, you see the person you love at their best and worst moments. It is easy to joke about these things with the people you are close to, and you can all have a good laugh about it.


In our family, we are always supportive of each other, but it can be hard to resist poking fun at something silly. We often have good laughs at home over someone's funny mistakes; for example, my son snores so loud that you can hear him all over the house.


This completely sends his sister over the edge laughing, and she loves to tease him about it. We all have a good time, and everyone takes the ribbing with good humor. You can find funny friendship quotes poems and more that poke fun at your friends and make them laugh out loud.


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